A Tight-Knit Circle of Degenerates

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The official sportsbook of people who should know better. Standings, superlatives, and the weekly word from the commissioner — all betting fake money against a real market.

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Fake money✦Real consequences✦The house always remembers✦Touch grass? Never heard of it✦Bet responsibly (do not)✦Someone is always wrong✦Fake money✦Real consequences✦The house always remembers✦Touch grass? Never heard of it✦Bet responsibly (do not)✦Someone is always wrong✦

Total Bets242105W · 137L settled

Total Wagered$3.3Mfake dollars, real shame

In the Arena6registered degenerates

Live Now0last action 1w ago

House Vitals

The Book

All-Time

Biggest Hit Ever💰

+$106,578.18

Kevin Pruett cashed on Reg Time: Tie · Germany vs Paraguay: Regulation Time Moneyline

Live / Pending0$0 at risk · 0 contracts

Hit Rate43%across 242 settled bets

Average Ticket$13,467.71per bet placed

The House+$328,965.7110% edge

House Vitals

The Book

All-Time

Player of the Week

MVP

7-Day

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Crickets.

Not a single bet this week. The whole group went outside and touched grass. Disgraceful.

Player of the Week

MVP

7-Day

The Sunday Rundown

Word From the Commissioner

4d ago

Yikes. 📉 This week was a bloodbath — 0 wins, 4 losses across the board. Nobody's walking away happy.

Hellertime got absolutely demolished, dropping the full $39,999.21 on three separate bets. QBStar13, buddy — your high school QB instincts clearly didn't translate to the prediction market. Better luck next week, champ.

But the real casualty? Hollywood took a $65,925.72 bath on the Jets-Bears game. That's a Down to You moment if we've ever seen one, J2. You went from playing young Freddie Prinze Jr. to getting played by the Jets. The ladies might still be slaying, but your bets sure aren't. 😬

Rough week all around, fellas. Let's see who bounces back. 💪

3 bets$39,999.21 wagered0W · 4Lvia claude-haiku-4-5

The Sunday Rundown

Word From the Commissioner

The Trophy Case

Superlatives & Shame

Hall of Fame

🔥The Degenerate

Zach Heller

77 bets placed

Has never met a market they didn't have an opinion on.

🐋The Whale

Jerry Careccio

$298,427.36 on one ticket

Bet sizing is a personality trait, apparently.

🎯The Sharp

Pierre Schmitt

53% hit rate (18W-16L)

Insufferable about it, too.

🧱The Bricklayer

Zach Heller

47 bets lost

Building a beautiful house, one losing ticket at a time.

💸Heartbreak of the Year

Jerry Careccio

$298,427.36 gone in one shot

We don't talk about it. They won't shut up about it.

🍀The One Good Day

Kevin Pruett

+$106,578.18 on a single bet

Screenshotted it. Set it as their wallpaper. Living off it.

🎢All Gas, No Brakes

Jerry Careccio

$1,725,341.81 put through the book

Volume is its own reward. Profit is a separate issue.

💀House Favorite

Jerry Careccio

-$199,996.81 realized

Single-handedly keeping the lights on. We thank you.

🪙Nickel Nurser

Philip Taylor

$4,321.90 average ticket

Bankroll management, or just scared? Yes.

The Trophy Case

Superlatives & Shame

Hall of Fame

Standings

The Pecking Order

Bankroll

🥇
Kevin Pruett
25W-25L
$171,142.50+$71,142.50
🥈
Philip Taylor
3W-6L
$100,000$0
🥉
Pierre Schmitt
18W-16L
$100,000$0
4
Rhonda Kim
0W-0L
$100,000$0
5
Zach Heller
30W-47L
$60,000.79-$39,999.21
6
Jerry Careccio
29W-43L
$0.02-$99,999.98

Everyone starts at $100,000 — the center tick on each bar. Distance from that line is profit — or a cry for help.

Standings

The Pecking Order

Bankroll